A Shifting Expertise
I’ve discovered a cool condo! Okay, okay…so it’s not good. Just some bugs. I imply actually! First expense? An exterminator! Is it well worth the money? Properly, I can’t afford a costlier place, so a one-time (please!) money outlay needs to be okay. Possibly only a can of “Raid?”
I want a method to transfer my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck? You don’t have one? Why not? Would you like one? I’ll show you how to choose it out! Properly, it was only a suggestion. No must get all bent out of form! I assume I’d higher name the truck rental locations. What do you imply…$200…PLUS mileage? AND Fuel? Good grief!
Whereas I’m on the cellphone I’ll name the utility and cellphone firms. Sure, I do know I haven’t used your companies earlier than. No, I don’t have a bank card; that is my first place. You need what? A $100 deposit? For EACH? Holy cow…do you individuals have a license to steal?
Daddy, I want $500 for shifting bills! I used all my cash for the primary and final months hire AND the injury deposit. Properly, how was I to know this was going to be so costly? Promote one thing? Daaaaad…I NEED my TV!
Boy, this place is fairly empty. Possibly I can buy a sofa and a chair. Nah…I’ve my mattress. That’ll be ok. I don’t want a desk; I’ll simply use this field.
Renters Insurance coverage? I don’t suppose so! What do I’ve to insure?
Simply received my first cellphone name! I’d love to return to your social gathering! Daddy, I want a automotive. As a result of it’s too far to stroll to work, that’s why. Umm, Daddy…there’s automotive insurance coverage too! Thanks, Dad…you’re one of the best! And fuel? I didn’t suppose so…
Supper time. Let’s look in these bins. Oh, No! No dishes or pans. No FOOD!